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1、① Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.鈔票不是萬能的,有時(shí)還需要信用卡. ② One should love animals. They are so tasty.? 每個(gè)人都應(yīng)該熱愛動(dòng)物,因?yàn)樗鼈兒芎贸?③ Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.? 要節(jié)約用水,盡量和女友一起洗澡.④ Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.? 要用心去愛你的鄰居,不過不要讓她的老公知道.⑤ Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.? 每個(gè)成功男人的背后,都有一個(gè)女人. 每個(gè)不成功男人的背后, 都有兩個(gè).⑥ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.? 再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結(jié)婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.? ⑦ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.? 聰明人都是未婚的,結(jié)婚的人很難再聰明起來.⑧ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.? 成功是一個(gè)相關(guān)名詞,他會給你帶來很多不相關(guān)的親戚(聯(lián)系).⑨ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.? 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要做好.⑩ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.? 愛情就象照片,需要大量的暗房時(shí)間來培養(yǎng).⑾ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.? 后排座位上的小孩會生出意外, 后排座位上的意外會生出小孩.⑿“Your future depends on your dreams”. So go to sleep.? “現(xiàn)在的夢想決定著你的將來”,所以還是再睡一會吧.⒀ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.? 應(yīng)該有更好的方式開始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每個(gè)上午都醒來.? ⒁“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?? 努力工作不會導(dǎo)致死亡!不過我不會用自己去證明.⒂“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours!? 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看著別人工作.⒃ God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.? 神決定了誰是你的親戚,幸運(yùn)的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了余地.⒄ When two’s company, three’s the result!? 兩個(gè)人的狀態(tài)是不穩(wěn)定的,三個(gè)人才是!⒅ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.? 服飾就象鐵絲網(wǎng),它阻止你冒然行動(dòng)但并不妨礙你盡情的觀看.⒆ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.? 學(xué)的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘記的越多.。
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